9.0

Review by arsescenic

Review Summary You only get prime-grade cups on seasoned pornstars who refuse to be called over the hill in Mommy Got Boobs. No lactation scenes here, but you can make your Mr Happy secrete white stuff as you dive into this little domesticated den of big breasts on mommy-types, anyway.

Hah, Mommy Got Boobs, and they ain't for breastfeeding! Brazzers segregates the MILFs in its formidable roster to make sure you'll be getting both your mature and big-boob fix in one go. What I can see of the clear tour page images screams "domestic depraved deluxe" via apple pies in the kitchen, quilted bedspreads in the bedroom, dishwashing liquid in the sink, etc. And always, always, with huge mammaries on these purty mommas.

There are no lactation scenes in the current 173 photo and video sets available in Mommy Got Boobs, but oodles and oodles of stacked domesticated divas dishing out hardcore like...um, like mom used to do before you came along. Okay, I just grossed myself out too, sorry. Anyway, the fact that you only get prime-grade cups on seasoned pornstars who refuse to be called over the hill is quite something. Ava Lauren, Sienna West, Daphne Rosen, Diamond Foxxx, and dusky, drool-worthy Indian hot momma Priya Rai, are in pride of place MILFing it 'til Kingdom Cum.

This is far from a breast size competition, but I'd rather like to see how humongous one pair of hooters is in comparison to the next. The scene summaries do a good job of giving members an idea of what's to cum (along with nifty trailers---thank you Brazzers!) but they don't indicate bra cup size in there. Upon closer inspection, each model does have her own biography, with some stating vital stats. Which I appreciate.

That said, I find little to nitpick about here. I can imagine big boob and MILF pervs will find none at all, what with the quality vids and photos, and mommas with heaving jugs who can fuck rings around any Hooters waitress.

Review by cum_connoisseur

Review Summary Faces and twats change but it’s still basically the same. You can throw in threesomes or even groups to add the occasional variety but it still boils to a framework that you see in almost every clip. However, I have to admit that the Brazzers’ girls and the MILF hungry boys are “endowed” with superb talents to keep the scenes interesting – if not riveting.

Big tits, smooth round asses and lusty mommas.  You won’t find them anywhere else except in the bright and sunshiny hoods of Brazzers’. That’s right folks, presenting a horde of luscious mommas exercising their god-given right to do whatever their please with their Barbie-perfect bodies, and oh my, the parade of studs with their long and hefty dongs are endless as well.

This is Mommy Got Boobs, and I’m assuring ya, the Brazzers Pass trademark is not one to disappoint. The network is not only a treat for mo fos but for big tits lovers in general. Filled to the brim with updates and drop dead gorgeous cockwhores, it’s kinda difficult to make up yer mind which scene to view or download first.

Fortunately, site navigation has improved from its previous layout. In its current incarnation, the network’s portal is divided into the following: Home, Scenes, Pornstars, Brazzers Sites and a couple of free bonus content. It may not look amazing reading it, but the clear division is a definite help for such an extensive network. The roster of pornstars alone is enough to intimidate so every detail that allow users some form of control is most welcome. Arse_Scenic have differing opinions on the layout but I like how it is done now, it beats the bloody hell outta the blaring ads in the previous one.

Anyways, scenes and pornstars featured in Mommy Got Boobs (like its sister sites) can be sorted according to a ratings scheme (as voted by members) or by dates. And you can also tell Brazzers is heavily in love with their performers. The way they lovingly put in details in the bio page and represent them with very alluring thumbnails is also a plus.

The movies are also available in a number of download options. Whether you prefer them in 1 minute clips or in full lengths, or for your iPod or for your Mac, the site has them.

My only aversion to this is that, you've seen one clip,  you’ve seen them all. Faces and twats change but it’s still basically the same. You can throw in threesomes or even groups to add the occasional variety but it still boils to a framework that you see in almost every clip. However, I have to admit that the Brazzers’ girls and the MILF hungry boys are “endowed” with superb talents to keep the scenes interesting – if not riveting. (I like that homage to American Pie. Woot!)

So enough already, with a respectable network such as Brazzers, yer in for one fantastic ride.