8.6

Review by arsescenic

Review Summary I am sitting on the fence about Pop Boys, because on the one hand, you do get exclusive Euro twink wank fodder in the what I like to call "glorious Technicolor" with all the hardcore trimmings; and on the other hand, you only get a little less than 60 updates spanning a couple of years or so. For a price that might hurt your pockets, too. In the end, I guess it really boils down to quantity versus quality, here.

Pop Boys---all about cordless mics. 'nuff said, really.

Actually, no. Quite a "mouthful" of things can be said about these pretty gayboys who are poised for superstardom in what they hope would be similar to Clay Aiken's career (or any twinky sort of pop star, really. Zac Efron, maybe?). But with one horny talent agent named Ben Huller at the helm, you know you can drop the second p in pop star and replace it with rn and forget all about a Disney contract. Simply put, you get cute gay porn stars, doing cute gay things Euro-style.

Pop Boys the site has been around for at least a couple of years now, with all-exclusive twink fare that are of unmistakeably good quality. However, updates come few and far-between, and the price tag for a full month's membership is a bit steeper than most at nearly $30. But the quality of its contents is something you won't turn your nose up at. High-res videos are now available in both WMV and AVI formats running full length. The accompanying photo sets are also quite nice-looking at around 1000 x 600 pixels each.

So I really am sitting on the fence about Pop Boys, because on the one hand, you do get exclusive Euro twink wank fodder in the what I like to call "glorious Technicolor" with all the hardcore trimmings; and on the other hand, you only get a little less than 60 updates spanning a couple of years or so. For a price that might hurt your pockets, too. In the end, I guess it really boils down to quantity versus quality, here.

Review by cum_connoisseur

Review Summary Aight. So here's another take on the casting couch scenario. But instead of big time Hollywood matinee idol status – the boys' eyes are set on toppling Michael Jackson as the Prince of Pop

Aight. So here's another take on the casting couch scenario. But instead of big time Hollywood matinee idol status – the boys' eyes are set on toppling Michael Jackson as the Prince of Pop. Now, I'm thinking if Westlife and other boy bands have gone through similar rigid auditions. If they had – I wonder if there are videotapes of it lying around because I'm so willing to pay a pretty penny to get to see Shane and company getting buggered. Uhm, go ahead and slap me. I think I like this site only because it reminds me of a bygone era when boy bands reigned supreme.

Anyways, the site poses the question, how far are you willing to go? Do you really want to be the next big thing in the pop music industry that yer willing to sacrifice yer virginal arse for it? For these boys – the answer is as bright as sunshine. My bet is that you don't even have to promise them fame and fortune to get fucking them like rabbits. I don't mean to stereotype but they do look like a bunch of horny queer boys.

If you love Euro twinks – the almost hairless and barely out of high school types – this site surely panders to you. Currently there are 60 videos and photosets available. Most likely favorites include the ever adorable Harry Forman and Brad (this boy loves his strawberries).

The videos are pretty straightforward with no long introductions to build up a story. There are cheesy slow motions thrown in too but you quickly forget the corny bits. The site is not that perfect but I like how the models are presented in clear thumbnails and a hassle free interface.  It would have been nicer if there was a more convenient way to download the images too but  my biggest gripe however is the site has not been updated since July 2008.

But if yer still curious to check out the content and the videos – do so. There are other euro sites you can sink yer teeth into and they all more or less as randy and dandy as this. Dang. If only talent search programs were like this, I'm sure it would be less controversial.