8.8

Review by arsescenic

Review Summary So forget those boring computer card games. If you're going to skive off, why not do something that's totally not safe for work? Uplay-Istrip is a great way to spice up a dull stretch of day---and you can use your grey matter while getting a boner at the same time!

Pwned by a sexy stripper? Hey, it's been known to happen in real life...why not in a virtual game that involves minimal strategy skills and a whole lot of libido? Uplay-Istrip is an adult game where members are pitched against wank-worthy babes who promise to strip for you---if you beat them at their game.

And oh, these strippers come thug-free so you won't have to worry about broken bones or teeth when the games get interesting *waggles eyebrows*

Players can choose from four games in the Uplay-Istrip menu: Strip Poker, Sexy Belote, Strip 4, and Sudoku. Now, I have a nasty feeling I'm gonna be spending a much longer time doing this review because I'm no poker champ, don't even know what "belote" is, and sudoku just reminds me of my geeky cousin's boring hobbies (though this particular sudoku looks far from boring, I must say!). So I chose Strip 4 because I think I'd at least have a chance to get some of the sexy cuties to get their tops off...I hope.

At the moment, Strip 4 has five babes out to test your concentration and focus, and they are all dang gorgeous: Angelina, Bijou, Jana, Keana, and Monika. Even fully clothed and just prettyposing, they give off that naughty vibe that promises to either get your pecker standing at attention, or whup your ass in your own game. I chose redhead Jana because she looks like she means serious stripping business.

Whaddaya know, I was right. The way Jana handled those blue balls against my green ones can give anyone blue balls (male, female, or everything in-between). I discovered that once you get a stripper to take off an article of clothing, the game gets more challenging after that. The way Strip 4 was programmed, players would really have to think of their next move and not get too distracted with the blessed bosoms the opponents will use against you (along with thigh rubbing, blowing kisses, and fuck-me stares). I'm afraid I have to admit it...it's not as easy as it looks!

Review by cum_connoisseur

Review Summary Yup, UPlay IStrip’s pretty collection of chicks is a spanking adult online game for folks looking for more than yer usual hardcore. You don’t necessarily have to subscribe to the site but instead you can go to the Shop page, choose which game or opponent to purchase and download. The games cost about 11 USD to 23 USD. If you ask me the packs – with four models to play with – are a bargain.

This is embarrassing to admit, but I don’t know how to play poker even if my life depended on it. I feel so sorry now for not even bothering to learn the game since I can’t even gather enough decent points to get Mina outta her clothes. And all I get from her is waving a haughty goodbye and wishing me luck the next time around.

Oh, so how’s that for my ego? Getting the crap beaten out of me by this cyber babe? I say, bring it on – it’s a highly amusing way for me to learn poker or hone my arithmetic skills (there’s a sudoku game available as well.)

Anyways, a nice round of strip poker with her is still a jolly way to spend yer idle hours  instead of tweedling yer thumbs or spending it on some gaming giant’s DRM rubbish.

Yup, UPlay IStrip’s pretty collection of chicks is a spanking adult online game for folks looking for more than yer usual hardcore. You don’t necessarily have to subscribe to the site but instead you can go to the Shop page, choose which game or opponent to purchase and download. The games cost about 11 USD to 23 USD. If you ask me the packs – with four models to play with – are a bargain.

Downloads don’t take more than an hour and installation is very simple. If you’ve done this before then it’s all easy peasy. If you know how to play poker – well then good for you, you have the advantage and could easily gain enough points to have yer chosen one take an item of clothing each time she scores below a hundred.

The down side to this though is that the game comes with a one pc install limitation. This also included that once you’ve reformatted yer computer, you’d no longer be able to install the game that you bought unless you send an email to their customer service. I understand it when designers and game developers wish to safeguard their copyright but still, I consider limitations on a product you just bought is a little on the extreme if not almost equal to denying your right as a consumer.

I frequently reformat my hard drive and I am very much into online games. And again, I am embarrassed to admit that I also get easily addicted to them. Thus, I see myself spending hours on end with pretty and cheery Mina and I think limitations just spoils the party. I’m just comforting myself that the folks responsible for these fantastic adult games aren’t as zealous and rabid as those big time gaming corporations so perhaps requesting for a license reactivation is easier.

Overall however, the games and the way they are designed (graphics and game mechanics) are great, so if you ever get tired of looking for hidden objects and yer old enough – give their games a try.