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First Listed: 03-04-09 Last Update: 03-11-09
 Review by arsescenic
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Review Summary
What is Cunt Abuse all about? Think plastic sex toys the size of a non-athletic teenager's leg, or a huge ear of corn or a baguette wreaking havoc up a bitch's twat. That sort of abuse, yeah.
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The Full Review
Cunt Abuse is one of those "extreme" sites that promise to deliver wank fodder of the kind you might not have seen before. Let's put it this way: if you get off on the idea of sluts poking their coochies with dildos and all manner of penis-shaped objects, then you'd blow a gasket with Cunt Abuse's contents. In these here parts, there's no plinking around with puny elongated things. Think plastic sex toys the size of a non-athletic teenager's leg, or a huge ear of corn or a baguette wreaking havoc up a bitch's twat. That sort of abuse, yeah. In other words, it's extreme insertion mixed with your usual hardcore (if there's anything "usual" about hardcore). Thing is, it's a bit of a sticky wicket trying to determine which updates offer videos and which ones merely photo sets. Actually, to be perfectly blunt about it, it can get very annoying for a porn reviewer. But there are around fifteen updataes per page distributed over eleven pages currently. Videos are segmented into five-minute clips in a good array of media options. And the pics, while not high-res, look quite good and tell the sordid smut tale well. So while I'm siting on the fence about how I feel for Cunt Abuse (technical concerns versus the wankability factor of the contents), I think this has the potential to be a keeper. I mean, hardcore with some nasty insertions is pretty memorable stuff.
| PROS: |
Network-wide access
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| CONS: |
Doesn't segregate its contents well
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| RATINGS |
| DESIGN: |
8.3
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| DELIVERY: |
8.4
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| CONTENT QUALITY: |
8.5
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| CONTENT QUANTITY: |
8.5
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| PRICING: |
8.4
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| FINAL: |
8.4
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 Review by DrUmstick
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Review Summary
There is certainly a lot of abuse happening on Cunt Abuse. When you can find it, you'll see some nasty whores taking unthinkably large and strange shit up their snatches, asses and in their mouths.
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The Full Review
For a site with a name like Cunt Abuse, how much content would you expect? Well, there are over 100 photo sets OR movies of crazy sluts taking crazy things up a variety of orphuses.
When you land on Cunt Abuse, you navigate through pages of thumnails (there are 15 per page), which you then click on to see further. Unfortunately, when you click on any given thumbnail you are not sure (a) whether it's simply a photo set or includes video, and (b) what type of abuse you'll see, other than what little you can glean from the thumbnail itself. The only information on the thumbnail is the model name and the date it was added. It also has a viewer rating system, but it is not helpful in locating videos. That was a little frustrating and would be quite frustrating if you have a slow connection.
Having said all that, once you do stumble upon a video, Cunt Abuse has some pretty heavy duty shit. I've seen some nasty bitches taking things up their pussy that no pussy was designed for. Taking fake fists the size of a giant or cocks the size of a horse. I think you'd need a huge cock if you were going in afterwards. "Doc, sew her back up when were are done." Yikes. How about seeing a girl eat some salami along with a giant side order of gizz...after being fucked by nearly every prepared meat and cylindrical fruit or vegetable you can find. Wow!
Now for all my complaining aboput the navigation, you also get access to over 100 affiliated sites, which is great. You'll have lots to choose from can search by categories like "Cum Swallow". If you do that, the results are organized similarly to the layout on Cunt Abuse, BUT...the thumbnails tell you whether the content is photo sets, movies or both. Probably the best way to navigate Cunt Abuse is by going through the back door at the main site.
Overall, not the easiest site to navigate, but not the worst and the content is plentiful and very good.
| PROS: |
They sure know what ABUSE means
Access to over 100 affiliated sites
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| CONS: |
Could do with a better layout; really hard to navigate
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| RATINGS |
| DESIGN: |
8.0
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| DELIVERY: |
8.5
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| CONTENT QUALITY: |
8.6
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| CONTENT QUANTITY: |
8.5
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| PRICING: |
8.5
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| FINAL: |
8.4
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| PLANS |
| TRIAL PLANS: |
For every 3 day/s @ 1.95 USD
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| SUBSCRIPTION PLANS |
For every 1 month/s @ 32.95 USD (recurring)
For every 3 month/s @ 65.95 USD (recurring)
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| OTHER PAYMENT OPTIONS: |
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| PAYMENT GATEWAYS: |
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| VIDEOS |
| NO. OF VIDEOS: |
100+
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| SUPPORTED VIDEOS: |
WMV, Mpeg, iPod, FLV
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| VIDEO PROPERTIES: |
Streaming, Clips
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| VIDEO DIMENSION: |
640 x 480 px |
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| AVERAGE SIZE: | 30 MB |
DAILY DOWNLOAD LIMIT: | Unlimited |
| AVERAGE CLIP PLAY: | 5 minutes |
AVERAGE FULL PLAY: | n/a |
PHOTOS |
| NO. OF PHOTOS: |
70+
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| PHOTO DIMENSION: |
684 x 1024 px |
| PHOTO PROPERTIES: |
Screenshots, Slideshows
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| BROWSER SUPPORT: |
IE, Firefox, Safari, Opera
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