8.5

Review by DrUmstick

Review Summary Looking for steamy, dirty movies of hot Asians on Hot Asian Cherry was like the real life version of trying to find a hot Asian at Octoberfest.  Yeah, there might be a few there, but why not just go to Asia.  Possibly a worthwhile site if you are trying to buy one of nearly 4000 DVDs, but even then, I am not sure I could really find what I wanted.

Since I love Asian women, I was excited at the chance to review Hot Asian Cherry.  However, I was disappointed with what I found.  The site is misleading relative to how it's advertised.  I was hoping to get a well organized site with an array of hot Asian babes doing all sorts of unspeakable things.  What I found was a confusing site that's basically DVD advertisement site. 

First, when you enter the site, you'll get stopped at a webcam site, then asked if you want to proceed to the site.  Of course I want to proceed to the site!!  I find the interruption an unnecessary hassle.  Second, once you get there, you'll get a list of DVDs that are available for download.  I found one I liked with Lucy Thai, the hottest Asian slut to be found, so I clicked on it and got three scenes that I could download...only one of which involved Lucy Thai.  Then, once you select the scene with Lucy Thai, even that scene itself is not all about Lucy Thai.

The site also lets you search my porn star name.  Since I am on a site called Hot Asian Cherry, I thought all models would be Asian, but they are not.  They include porn stars from affiliated sites, most of whom are not Asian.  That means, even if I did want to surf through this site, I would have to know every Asian pornstar by name, since the site simply lists their name and how many DVDs they are involved in. And even if I did know, for example Lucy Thai, when you arrive at the page where her six DVDs are listed, she appears in all six, but finding her scenes is almost like finding a needle in a haystack.

I suppose if I wanted to buy DVDs the site could be useful, but even then I would not be 100% sure that I was going to be getting what I wanted.  It's hard to find hot Asians on Hot Asian Cherry.

Review by arsescenic

Review Summary If you're quite the Asian fetishist, I'm betting you'll recognize some of the series being featured in Hot Asian Cherry. So on that aspect, at least, your Asian wank cherry won't be a-poppin'.Otherwise, this has the look and feel of an Asian smut treasure trove with all the trimmings.

There's regular pitted cherries and Maraschino cherries, but they don't hold a candle to a Hot Asian Cherry. This type can just suck your juices dry and leave you wanting some more of those sun-warmed fruit of the gods. And while I don't think there are any cherry-popping videos here for you to really blow a gasket over, think about it: nearly 4000 DVD titles to really give you your Asian porn fix. Howsabout that?

At first, the members' area looks as busy as a major intersection on rush hour, but you'll soon get the hang of things. All the menu buttons are in place, anyway, and the videos are arranged 9 per page so it means relatively idiot-free browsing. Also, surprisingly there are high-res photo sets in the site. While they're independent of the DVD episodes, they still look good enough to download and keep in your hard drive for "stationary" wanking sessions.

Upon closer look, however, there's only a substantial fraction of the nearly-4000 updates catering to Asian porn fans. The rest are a mix of non-Asian ones, which rankled a bit, given the site name and premise.

Of course, you can't expect exclusive stuff in here. In fact, if you're quite the Asian fetishist, I'm betting you'll recognize some of the series being featured in Hot Asian Cherry. So on that aspect, at least, your Asian wank cherry won't be a-poppin'. Otherwise, this has the look and feel of an Asian smut treasure trove with all the trimmings.